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There is something as regards pubs and drunkards that appear to be the commonest cause of jokes. One and all knows a gag that begins "A gentleman walks into a bar" (and says Ouch!) and there's no doubt that drunks usually are extremely amusing. As a result here's a number of bar jokes that you may not have heard already, but they are surely all awfully funny, I guarantee you! THE CRAZY BET WITH THE BARMAN A man ambles up to the bartender and says, "Do you see that glass over there in the corner? I will bet you £50 that I can pee inside it from here!" The bartender says yes, since the glass is miles way over on the other section of the bar. So the chap unzips and whips it out, then pisses in a million assorted directions, coming nowhere even near to the shot glass. In the meantime the bartender's giggling so hard he can barely breathe. "Pay up," says the barman, and happily takes the money. Meanwhile the chap pays up, and strolls over and grabs £200 from a third ---------------- playing pool. The bartender calls him back and demands, "Why did that man give you the money?" And the original bloke says, "'Cause I bet him £200 that I could pee all over your pub and you would simply laugh about it!" SEXY LADY IN A QUIET LOCAL BAR A somewhat striking lady goes up to the bar in a quiet neighborhood pub. She gestures alluringly toward the barman, who comes over without delay. After he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face near to hers. When he does so, she starts to softly stroke his beard, which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, gently stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me -- I must to speak to him." She is running her fingers up beyond his beard then into his hair. "I'm afraid that I can't," breathes the barman, obviously aroused. "Is there something I can do?" "Yes, there is. I want you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a pair of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room." THE GUINNESS BOSS AT THE BEER CONFERENCE After the Great British Beer Festival, in London, all the worldwide brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and affirms, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The barman dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The man from Budweiser affirms, "I'd like the greatest beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The barman gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the solitary beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, present me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and states, "Give me an orange juice." The barman is a little surprised, nevertheless gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents glare over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies: "Well, I guess if you guys are having soft drinks, then so will I."
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My name is Pat McLachlan, and I have a Home Brewing website and another for Online Jokes! So this article is perfect to promote both websites!
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